I enjoyed the recent critique of national anthems in the comic strip "Get Fuzzy."
If you haven't seen it, the dog, Satchell, says "I found the words to England's national anthem, to be honest, its benevolence is quite ... well... specific."
Satchell continues reading the anthem: "God save our gracious queen, Long live our noble queen, God save the queen... um... God save the queen... Blah, blah, blah. God save the queen... Choicest gifts in store On her be pleased to pour... Yadda, yadda, yadds, God save the queen."
Satchell again: "Not much in there for Joe Sixpint, really. At least it says she's gracious."
Bucky Cat replies: "Nope. I think she's Scottish."
Of course, Bucky's critique of the French national anthem is great. He says France is the country you least want to invade (the hallmark of a truly great national anthem) because its national anthem is the most bloodthirsty.