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Source of all below: hola.com
William: (low voice) I reckon just a few thousand more paces... then we will be in the clear. I can put my arm around you then.
Kate: you can do it now, crazy guy. An arm around your girlfriend's waist won't shake the monarchy!
William: Come on, dude. Spare me change, willya? All I have on me is bills. I gotta get a pop from the vending machine before class or else, I swear, I'll have white foamy stuff dribbling from my mouth. do you really want that on your conscience? Prince William loses all sex appeal and coolness because I wouldn't spare some freakin' change?
The other guy: Dude, I'm just trying to go to class, get an education. I don't know about you or your sex appeal, ok?
William: (thoughts) I don't understand any of this crap. This guy talks to me in Greek. Sheesh, I forgot Greek after my Eton exams were over, ok? And my major in college was geography, not finance! Why the hell am I doing an internship in a bank?
The guy behind them: (thoughts) I wonder if I suggest giving the Prince another sort of task. That account is rather sensitive.
Source of the following: rex
William: You get 20 points if you hit that paparazzo on the motorcycle.
William: Turn around, f#$@ker. go take pictures of Kate Moss or anyone but me. (Is the paparazzi getting closer or the car is really speeding up?)
Kate: (cowering in the back seat) No, please. No faster. Let them take their pictures. I'm too young to be the next quasi-royal crash victim.
Kate: Hahahaha, it's the way you are looking at it, William! So negative! Only think, these guys could be photographing Kate Moss, as you say! But they are photographing us! If I wasn't so creeped out by that, I'd be flattered! Whew, I am so glad we are passing them up now. for a moment,I thought you were really going to hit them! HAHA! Silly me, silly me!
Source of all below: hola
Mrs. Middleton (Carole?): HEHEHEHE, yeah, my daughter the future Queen! Oh, you are so sweet!
Kate: (thoughts) Oh god, why is my mom so embarrassing whenever someone mentions William? I hope that in the event these pictures make it into the press (as I don't doubt they will) no one knows she is my mom. Hopefully, they won't be able to see any resemblance. For that matter, I hope no one ever knows I am related to anyone, EVER! If everyone thinks I came from Mars, that will be fine!
Kate: Mum, do me a favor? Don't say anything to anyone ok?
Carole?: Oh honey, don't be so paranoid. That lady was sweet and I didn't say anything wrong or harmful. It wasn't like I was talking to the press. Oooh, I like so many bags here. This Tod's one is so out of style.
Kate: Actually, Mum, I think we should just leave. Yeah. Let's get outta here.
Mummy Middleton: Gonna catch the first No.19 bus outta town, Kate? (wink wink)
Source: hola.com
the lady instructing William on how to use the computer program: See, it's really easy, your royal highness. You click right here where it says 'member login' and then Boom!
William: Yeah, wow. I could never have figured that out on my own. Thanks. What would we royals do without you brilliant commoners to show us the way?
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