Chubb Fuddler
Aristocracy
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- May 26, 2014
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PROTOCOL CRISES WORSE THAN FIRST THOUGHT – RUMOURED LAUNCH OF SPANISH ARMADA
I was astonished to learn that this is not the first time the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge have shown such an appalling lack of common courtesy. No, it is the SECOND time! It is true, this sort of thing has happened TWICE! Yes TWICE!
It is also said that they “often seem unprepared”, and that their shocking behaviour is discussed on royal message boards the world over. Forget Reuters, AP, UPI etc. etc., we are talking about ROYAL MESSAGE BOARDS! (Oh dear, please forgive me as I pause to control my emotions).
TIME FOR AN INTERVENTION
It is time for action. Obviously someone needs to stage an intervention with the Queen to open her eyes to the dangers of this situation continuing any longer. But before this can be attempted there must be evidence. I missed the London Olympics Incident of 2012, and during the couple’s visit to Australia I did not notice, I am ashamed to confess, any lapses in behaviour either. Obviously I do not pay enough attention, so I am not the person to identify a scandalous infringement of the accepted rules of polite behaviour.
But I do volunteer to compile the myriad examples that the eagle-eyed posters on this board have identified. So post each and every example you can think of, with reference to at least one verifiable, independent source for each appalling incident. I shall compile them into a report for use during the intervention. To start with, let’s aim for at least 20 examples. Yes, I know; you will say that is excessive. Normally I would agree. What rational person would not accept two examples as irrefutably proof of a pattern? But I think we have to assume that the Queen, poor love, must be deluded if she thinks this couple is capable of representing her. So, as she is not thinking rationally, the more evidence the better. But given the comments here, gathering 20 examples will be a doddle, won’t it? I will also do some research into Cult Deprogramming services. The Queen may be well and truly brainwashed, so, extreme as it may seem, we should be ready for a worst-case scenario.
PROTOCOL RESTORED
Once the Queen’s eyes are opened to the reality of the wickedness of these horrid deceivers, we can advise her on all protocol issues. I don’t want to sound pompous, but obviously we know best don’t we? Finally, can the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge ever be trusted to appear in public again? They will, of course, have to successfully complete a re-education program. Perhaps, if all goes well, they may eventually be allowed to undertake a couple of low-profile domestic engagements under careful supervision. Whatever the outcome, we are in for a long period of recovery.
I was astonished to learn that this is not the first time the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge have shown such an appalling lack of common courtesy. No, it is the SECOND time! It is true, this sort of thing has happened TWICE! Yes TWICE!
It is also said that they “often seem unprepared”, and that their shocking behaviour is discussed on royal message boards the world over. Forget Reuters, AP, UPI etc. etc., we are talking about ROYAL MESSAGE BOARDS! (Oh dear, please forgive me as I pause to control my emotions).
TIME FOR AN INTERVENTION
It is time for action. Obviously someone needs to stage an intervention with the Queen to open her eyes to the dangers of this situation continuing any longer. But before this can be attempted there must be evidence. I missed the London Olympics Incident of 2012, and during the couple’s visit to Australia I did not notice, I am ashamed to confess, any lapses in behaviour either. Obviously I do not pay enough attention, so I am not the person to identify a scandalous infringement of the accepted rules of polite behaviour.
But I do volunteer to compile the myriad examples that the eagle-eyed posters on this board have identified. So post each and every example you can think of, with reference to at least one verifiable, independent source for each appalling incident. I shall compile them into a report for use during the intervention. To start with, let’s aim for at least 20 examples. Yes, I know; you will say that is excessive. Normally I would agree. What rational person would not accept two examples as irrefutably proof of a pattern? But I think we have to assume that the Queen, poor love, must be deluded if she thinks this couple is capable of representing her. So, as she is not thinking rationally, the more evidence the better. But given the comments here, gathering 20 examples will be a doddle, won’t it? I will also do some research into Cult Deprogramming services. The Queen may be well and truly brainwashed, so, extreme as it may seem, we should be ready for a worst-case scenario.
PROTOCOL RESTORED
Once the Queen’s eyes are opened to the reality of the wickedness of these horrid deceivers, we can advise her on all protocol issues. I don’t want to sound pompous, but obviously we know best don’t we? Finally, can the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge ever be trusted to appear in public again? They will, of course, have to successfully complete a re-education program. Perhaps, if all goes well, they may eventually be allowed to undertake a couple of low-profile domestic engagements under careful supervision. Whatever the outcome, we are in for a long period of recovery.
kate or sophie ?
