The Hardest Part...
...Is when one has to introduce themselves, one wishes you all a good afternoon and hereby announce one's arrival on TRF.
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Friends call me Lucky. You can call me 'Your Lordship'. Joined this to give the hoi-polloi the benefit of my superior wisdom. I'll not take any abuse. Laying low for a while. Cannot divulge my whereabouts. Been fitted up for a crime by bent coppers. Rumours of my demise have been greatly exaggerated.
Disclaimer: I am not Lord Lucan and i do not pretend to be, i just have a very special sense of humour.
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