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11 hours' labour and all natural! How serene Kate sailed through a textbook delivery as she goes through the perfect birth she was hoping for
Duchess of Cambridge gave birth without recourse to powerful painkillers
Her calm demeanour is said to have moved the seven-strong medical team
Wow! I heard that to pass the time she was knitting preemie baby hats while voluntarily counseling troubled hospital staff about their life issues.
Do DM writers use nitrous oxide (laughing gas) to write in this style? Or do they have their nails pulled out as they write the acidic diatribes? Or both?
Headline: DM Writers Forced to Eat Rancid Meat as they Generate Headlines.