Right. Today M&F and children embark on a tour of the Southern Funen Archipelago. This is the IMO opinion most scenic part of DK and in contrast to the more unspoiled Northern Jutland very much child-friendly.
Det Sydfynske Øhav, as it is called in Danish, consists of Southern Funen and three major islands, Langeland, Ærø and Tåsinge, as well as loads of smaller island, most being uninhabited.
Here is a map:
http://www.detsydfynskeoehav.dk/images/Oversigtskort%20%C3%98havsstien%20u%20ramme.jpg
The area has pretty much been saved from wars and floods, so many houses and farms are easily 200-300 years old.
It was a pretty affluent area, with agriculture, countless small family owned coasters and not least sailors sailing the high seas and bringing back treasures, money and tall tales. That is still very much the case, even though tourism has become the perhaps most important trade. In the summer the area crawls with German and Swedes as well as Danes!
Okay, imagine M&F come driving from Copenhagen, dropping by at Tranekær Manor, owned by one the Ahlefeldts.
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There are more than a 100 castles, manors and estates in this part of the country. Of course all of them have at least one ghost. - (They sign 300 year contracts).
Before moving on to Egeskov Castle:
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Owned by another of M&F's friends an Ahlefeldt-Laurvig-Bille.
Ahlefeldt and Laurvig are noble families going back to sometime in the 1700's, but Bille is a medieval family-line. Probably as old as the DRF itself.
Then on to the town of Svendborg. An affluent little town due to shipping over the centuries and that can be seen on the houses.
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These houses were owned by seamen and their families and they did well!
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Perhaps out little family will explore one of hidden cafes:
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But they have to move on. Down to the ferry and here they'll ditch the car. Because it's much easier to move around on bicycle from here on:
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For the short trip to the island of Tåsinge. Docking in the town of Vindinge. Which was also an affluent town with sailor-families:
https://www.storebaelt.dk/files/upload/2016-05/aeroeskøbing.jpg
There is plenty of scenery on the island, but it's also a tourist-trap, so our family will soon move on.
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But perhaps they will stay up late to follow the nightwatchman on his patrol through the town:
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Armed with a ferocious looking morning star the nightwatchman walked the streets at night, basically being a living fire-alarm. So on the hour every hour he sang that the clock is now so and so and that all is well - and may God keep it that way! - However, one of the duties of the nightwatchman was to test the beer at the various inns... So around midnight, he often had problems remembering what he was supposed to sing, what the time was and what planet he was on... Never mind, he often sang another song instead. The lyrics were however often
not suited for children, ladies and small dogs!
Here is a video demonstrating the required skills of a nightwatchman:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ldlKe4fXzs
But Tåsinge also has it's own true tale of unhappy love.
Back around 1889 a Swedish officer and Count, Sixten Sparre
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/60/Sixten.gif/220px-Sixten.gif fell in love with a "circus-princess", Elvira Madigan
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Alas, their romance was hopeless. A circus artist and an officer!! Good heavens. Impossible!
But they wouldn't give up their love. Sixten Sparre deserted from the army and together they eloped to Denmark. But where to go from here? Penny-less, no family and in a foreign country, so one day they went into a grove. Here Sixten Sparre first shot his beloved Elvira with his service revolver and then himself. To this day a stone is standing on the place they were found:
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And they were buried at the local cemetery, side by side, which I think was a decent touch:
http://www.elvira-madigan.dk/Artikel_Korte_Avis/images/10_20070429_Landet_Kirkegaard.jpg
Elvira Madigan's real name was the less exotic Hedvig Jensen.
It has now become tradition that brides married from this church place their bridal bouquet on her grave.
But they are not the only bridal-couples to visit this grave. Americans come here too.
American servicemen in Germany wishing to marry a German face a lengthy process and a lot of red tape, so many take the trip to DK, where it only takes a couple of days. And Ærøskøbing, on the nearby island of Ærø, is one of the towns where most such weddings take place. It's of course a civil wedding, but still very romantic:
http://fynsbryllupsfoto.dk/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Kl.0504-DSCF0275.jpg That also include gay-couples.
However it's not only Americans and Germans who come here, other nationalities come to DK as well:
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And thus ends the first part of our odyssey.