Kate and Chelsy are probably sad-looking because they're thinking, "God, if we marry these princes, we'll be going to these affairs for the rest of our lives..."
Bea, Bea, Bea... You know, if she'd worn that hat a few weeks ago on the beach, no one ever would have commented on the bikini.
Zara -- Great dress, dazzling smile...but for goodness sake, stop holding it all bunched up in front of you. Looks like you had an unfortunate accident that you're trying to hide.
Anne -- She is who she is. Besides, the mother of the groom's only duty is to wear beige and keep her mouth shut.
The Queen -- Timeless. She manages her image more consistently and effectively than anyone in the last 100 years.
Serena Linley -- Great dress, great hat, she just gets more lovely every year. The woman looks like a throwback to a more elegant era. Very classy.
Camilla -- Well, they say every man marries his mother...
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