1. Ernst will become potty-trained...
2. Alexandra will stop wearing those gross "shiny" nylons...you're a grown woman, learn to wear pantyhose.
3. Harry, quit smoking get yer act together! Go to university like your brother after your gap year and MAKE somethin' out of yourself.
4. Madeleine, buy yourself some santan lotion, ever hear of it? You can buy a bottle at all major stores i.e. Ahlens.
5. Mary, wipe that smirk off your face, learn to smile.
6. Carl Gustaf, read some books on womens' rights. Geez, you don't live in the Middle Ages.
7. Harald, eat healthy and stay well so you'll have another 10 years on the Norwegian throne after your cancer treatment. :flower:
My present to Ernst August: