The British press will publish masses of speculative articles that try to highlight any negative or salacious apsect of the Royal Family, mostly unfounded. The aforementioned press will display its amazing mind-reading abilities by attributing thoughts and emotions such as "furious", "heartbroken", and "frustrated" to members of the family, without having a clue whether they're true or not. Oh, wait, that was 2000, 2001, 2002 ... etc, and probably 2006, 2007...
Paul Burrell and Sarah Ferguson will co-host "Good Morning America" while the regular crew take a week off.
A dozen never-before-seen-or-heard Diana tapes will be discovered. They will reveal that she had several affairs with the crew of the Britannia while on honeymoon, and that unknown conspirators had a young midshipman thrown overboard as a consequence.
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