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Gabriella 04-08-2004 11:49 PM

The other night I was thinking that I would love to be a fly on the wall in either Queen Margarethe's offices or Queen Elizabeth's. I would love to be one in Queen Margarethe's because I want to know in light of the Mary criticism, what she really thinks. Also, just to be around all of the buzz (bad pun, I know) concerning the upcoming wedding.

I'd love to be around Queen Elizabeth for the simple fact that there is always some sort of controversy surrounding the British Royal family and to be on the inside track would be pretty cool.

So, if you could be a fly on the wall, where would you be?

renats 04-09-2004 01:30 AM

Near princess Stephanie, of course. Specially when :heart:Pauline:heart: is around. For the good or for the bad, I doubt that anybody is ever bored around Stephanie. And :heart:Pauline:heart: got most of her mom's personality and she's an incredibly gorgeous child.

carlota 04-09-2004 05:09 AM

i would love to see leti and mary alone... just to see if they really love :heart: felipe and fred or if they just want to be cp... :P

royal_sophietje 04-09-2004 05:34 AM

I would love to be an fly on the wall in the dutch palaces and the British palaces. Gabriella was right. There is so much to do about the Windsors, that you are really curious to know what Elizabeth II thinks of all that controversy and what the other family members think and do in private

:flower:

dreed777 04-09-2004 08:01 AM

I would love to be a fly on the wall when Caroline and Stephanie are together. I would like to hear first hand how they really get along and find out if all the talk of their disagreements is true. I always wondered if a lot of it is exaggerated by the press.

Lena 04-09-2004 08:48 AM

Haha, this is a very funny poll. When my brother and me were little, our mother always used to say, that she would love it to be a fly on the wall in our school...and then we (very mean and cheeky kids) always said, that we would slay this fly...
Well, I wouldn´t like to be a mayfly, because then I just could be on the wall of one castle...but I want to be on ALL walls of all Royal houses...or maybe on a wall of a room, were all Royals meet each other in private (e.g. at a Royal wedding)... And now excuse me, I have to go to my laboratory and create a magic-potion, which change me to a fly...the time until the weddings of Mary and Leti is running ;)

mgrant 04-09-2004 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by carlota@Apr 9th, 2004 - 4:09 am
i would love to see leti and mary alone... just to see if they really love :heart: felipe and fred or if they just want to be cp... :P
Carlota, you said what I was thinking :lol: I would love to be a fly on the wall of the rooms of all the prospective brides to hear how they really feel about their future husbands and in-laws ;) I would also like to fly into the design houses to see the wedding gowns :P

Dennism 04-09-2004 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by royal_sophietje@Apr 9th, 2004 - 5:34 am
I would love to be an fly on the wall in the dutch palaces and the British palaces. Gabriella was right. There is so much to do about the Windsors, that you are really curious to know what Elizabeth II thinks of all that controversy and what the other family members think and do in private

:flower:

Yes, we could see whether or not QEII has the patience of a saint or if she is constantly criticizing her family members for their various scandals. That would be interesting.

carlota 04-10-2004 03:38 PM

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Originally posted by mgrant+Apr 9th, 2004 - 10:03 am--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (mgrant @ Apr 9th, 2004 - 10:03 am)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-carlota@Apr 9th, 2004 - 4:09 am
i would love to see leti and mary alone... just to see if they really love :heart:&nbsp; felipe and fred or if they just want to be cp...&nbsp; :P
Carlota, you said what I was thinking :lol: I would love to be a fly on the wall of the rooms of all the prospective brides to hear how they really feel about their future husbands and in-laws ;) I would also like to fly into the design houses to see the wedding gowns :P [/b][/quote]
:lol: , good option mgrant&#33;

moosey60 04-11-2004 12:19 AM

Haha...I can hear it now..

Mary:
"Day 240: Visit Gucci, Prada and Calvin Klein. Must meet my daily spending limit of &#036;143,000. Get rid of Freddie&#39;s brown plaid suit. Try on a tiara...oh there&#39;s so much to do&#33;"

Letizia:
"Day 120: Pick up 6" heels from store. Visit &#39;Senora Maracha&#39;s School of Royalty&#39; for weekly lesson. Get servants to pick up laundry..."

Alexandra (Denmark):
"Nikolai&#33; Put Felix down and back away from your brother&#33;"

CP Victoria:
"Oh, Dennis. How I long for thee...Sigh...Daniel is...nice. But you are so worldly&#33;"

Mette-Marit:
"Marius&#33; Put Ingrid down and back away from your sister&#33;"

QEII:
(On phone)
"You know, Val, you are SO lucky you have no children. No, I&#39;m serious&#33; My oldest son is dating that Parker-Bowles woman, you know her...wrinkled. I tell you, she&#39;s had her beady little eye on my crown since the beginning&#33; My Andrew is still attached to that Fergie creature. My granddaughter Zara wants to date a rugby player, can you imagine that? William is dating a model...I tell you, I don&#39;t know where my family went wrong."

Dennism 04-11-2004 02:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by moosey60@Apr 11th, 2004 - 12:19 am
Haha...I can hear it now..

Mary:
"Day 240: Visit Gucci, Prada and Calvin Klein. Must meet my daily spending limit of &#036;143,000. Get rid of Freddie&#39;s brown plaid suit. Try on a tiara...oh there&#39;s so much to do&#33;"

Letizia:
"Day 120: Pick up 6" heels from store. Visit &#39;Senora Maracha&#39;s School of Royalty&#39; for weekly lesson. Get servants to pick up laundry..."

Alexandra (Denmark):
"Nikolai&#33; Put Felix down and back away from your brother&#33;"

CP Victoria:
"Oh, Dennis. How I long for thee...Sigh...Daniel is...nice. But you are so worldly&#33;"

Mette-Marit:
"Marius&#33; Put Ingrid down and back away from your sister&#33;"

QEII:
(On phone)
"You know, Val, you are SO lucky you have no children. No, I&#39;m serious&#33; My oldest son is dating that Parker-Bowles woman, you know her...wrinkled. I tell you, she&#39;s had her beady little eye on my crown since the beginning&#33; My Andrew is still attached to that Fergie creature. My granddaughter Zara wants to date a rugby player, can you imagine that? William is dating a model...I tell you, I don&#39;t know where my family went wrong."

That was priceless. I mean the children are doing what children often do especially at those young ages. I can see QEII chatting on the phone, filing her nails. Mary, Mary. Well, I agree with getting rid of some of Fred`s outfits. Bonfire on the palace lawn might be a good idea. Letizia. Yes. That would be funny. As for CP Victoria, well, I knew it. I knew it.

royal_sophietje 04-11-2004 07:13 AM

There is still hope for you Dennis, LOL

royal_sophietje 04-11-2004 07:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by moosey60@Apr 11th, 2004 - 5:19 am
QEII:
(On phone)
"You know, Val, you are SO lucky you have no children. No, I&#39;m serious&#33; My oldest son is dating that Parker-Bowles woman, you know her...wrinkled. I tell you, she&#39;s had her beady little eye on my crown since the beginning&#33; My Andrew is still attached to that Fergie creature. My granddaughter Zara wants to date a rugby player, can you imagine that? William is dating a model...I tell you, I don&#39;t know where my family went wrong."

:clap:


:mrgreen:

Ennyllorac 04-11-2004 10:14 AM

I would love to be a fly on the wall at the palace in Spain after Felipe and Letizia returned from their trip after their snit in Miami. I am sure that got a firm talking to, perhaps a few days in the royal dungeon.

Helena 04-12-2004 12:38 PM

The moment Mabel Wisse-Smit, the bride-to-be of Prince Johan-Friso of The Netherlands, opens the mailbox. She takes a look at the newspaper...and on the frontpage she sees a large picture of the bodyguard of her murdered lover, Charlie da Silva, with the tekst...Mabel, do you still know me (the most famous line of the year 2003 in the Netherlands? ...From the other room JF asks, something interesting in the newspaper honey....??? ..etc

sara1981 04-12-2004 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by royal_sophietje+Apr 11th, 2004 - 6:17 am--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (royal_sophietje @ Apr 11th, 2004 - 6:17 am)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-moosey60@Apr 11th, 2004 - 5:19 am
QEII:
(On phone)
"You know, Val, you are SO lucky you have no children. No, I&#39;m serious&#33; My oldest son is dating that Parker-Bowles woman, you know her...wrinkled. I tell you, she&#39;s had her beady little eye on my crown since the beginning&#33; My Andrew is still attached to that Fergie creature. My granddaughter Zara wants to date a rugby player, can you imagine that? William is dating a model...I tell you, I don&#39;t know where my family went wrong."

:clap:


:mrgreen: [/b][/quote]
lol that good one&#33;

I wishes Prince William would kick her out because he and his dad wanted be alone&#33; because many people not like Camilla since Princess Diana&#39;s death&#33; but Camilla not fit for Queen&#33; if Camilla would become Queen many people would give her as BIG BOO&#33; you know that&#33;

Sara Boyce

moosey60 04-12-2004 05:31 PM

Lol&#33; Wow...I&#39;m bored.
Edition 2:

Mary:
(Staring at herself in the mirror)
"Oh, look at you. You ARE a beauty. *pout*...Hmmm...I wonder what I&#39;d look like with a tiara. Well, enough of that...*pout*. *Sigh*...Oh, I&#39;m SO beautiful."

QEII:
"Val, darling, I simply do NOT know what to do. What? No, it&#39;s not Philip. Ever since he started on those ‘treatments’, he’s been just lovely. Oh, it’s my birthday soon. You know what would be the best birthday present? If that Camilla left my Charlie. Of course, I’ll have to check my inventory…she might have stolen some jewels. I know her…beady eyes fixed on my crown, I’ll tell you. Hmmm? Well, I suppose not. Philip&#33; Put that DOWN&#33; Sorry, Val, I&#39;ve simply GOT to go."

Marius:
(Sticking stamps on Ingrid)
"You know Ingrid, I&#39;ve heard some wonderful things about Africa. Would you like to go there?"

William:
"What&#39;s this? &#39;William Finally Gets a Girl&#39;? Well, I&#39;m shocked&#33; I&#39;ve had plenty of girlfriends...there was...wait...Jessica, no, that was Harry&#39;s girlfriend. Oh&#33; I know&#33; Theresa-no, Harry...Julie- Harry..."

Amedeo:
"Finally 18, and legally able to do all the things I&#39;ve been doing since I was 15."

Victoria:
(Taping pictures on her wall)
"Oh Dennis...How I long for you. What could you be doing now? Singing? Sitting? Cooking? Are you thinking of me? Oh...I wrote a poem for you:
There was a young man named Dennis,
He had a big fixation with tennis,
He fell in love with me,
Then went out for tea,
Oh, how I long for thee.

Okay, I&#39;ll admit it...I can&#39;t write poetry. Hey...look, a fly on the wall..."

Roos 04-12-2004 05:32 PM

anyones bathroom

yes i am that desperate :(
it is actually very sad

beebee 04-12-2004 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by moosey60@Apr 12th, 2004 - 4:31 pm
Marius:
(Sticking stamps on Ingrid)
"You know Ingrid, I&#39;ve heard some wonderful things about Africa. Would you like to go there?"

That is just hilarious&#33;&#33; :lol:

If I could be a fly on the wall of any palace, I&#39;d sit in on Fred and Mary when they are alone together, judge for myself whether they are in love with each other(because everyone here always denies it), and fly back to LTR to tell everyone all about it&#33;&#33;

Lena 04-12-2004 05:52 PM

:lol: :lol: :lol:
I love your little "plays", moosey...you´re very talented...I see you as writer for sitcoms in a couple of years&#33;


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