How are you?Did you see Madeleine's "call-me-gorgeous" fiance?I did,but don't tell Mr.Mel

There's no way I'm gonna say that to Stephanie,honey.She will hunt me with the pruning knife and we don't want that,right?

Dear Russophile,
Thank you for your friendship invitation!I noticed how humorous you are,so it's really nice to have you as a friend.Although I've never been the Ava type of girl.My favorites are Audrey & Grace,but I have to admit you've got beautiful pictures here.
Have a nice day,
Melina

Now you're in for it! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!