Your Gifts for the Royals (2005)

[GrandDuchess]

Your Gifts for the Royals

If you had no obstacles - whether money wise, geographically or in any other way - what would you give the royals for Christmas?

 

[pollyemma]

Contact lenses for Victoria.

st. john's wort for the Princess Royal.

 

[Australian]

aww i like her glasses, it looks sophisticated lol, but that just me

For Princess Mary:

A few jars of Vegemite
10 packs of Tim Tams

i know, not a very princely present but she would appreciate it lol

 

[pollyemma]

For Princess Mary:

A few jars of Vegemite
10 packs of Tim Tams

are tim tams an australian food?

 

[Australian]

Tim Tams are Australian, they are basically chocolate buscuits but there is something about them that makes them stand out from other chocolate buscuits lol

The general practice for some people, is to bite of th two corners of the tim tam and dip it in coffee and suck the coffee from the top of the buscuit, and it all melts in your mouth,

 

[BeatrixFan]

Princess Ragnhild of Norway - A Gag
Queen Margrethe - A Commemorative Ashtray marking her 65th Birthday
Queen Beatrix - A Set of Carmen Rollers and a Crate of Hairspray
Queen Fabiola - A Picture of the Pope and a Crate of Hairspray
Queen Elizabeth - The bestselling book 'Divorce for Dummies'
Prince Charles - A portrait of Camilla
The Duchess of Cornwall - A portrait of Charles
Princess Anne - I'd like to say a saddle but that would have too many connotations so I'll give her a book token instead
Mary, Maxima, Mathilde, Letizia and Mette-Marit - A Mothercare Voucher
Prince Philip - A book of Suduko
Prince Edward - A David Beckham Calendar
Sophie - Tammy Wynette's new album, "Stand by your Man"
Duchess of York - A Suitcase
Princess Mabel - A Paper Bag

 

[pollyemma]

Princess Ragnhild of Norway - A Gag
Queen Margrethe - A Commemorative Ashtray marking her 65th Birthday
Queen Beatrix - A Set of Carmen Rollers and a Crate of Hairspray
Queen Fabiola - A Picture of the Pope and a Crate of Hairspray
Queen Elizabeth - The bestselling book 'Divorce for Dummies'
Prince Charles - A portrait of Camilla
The Duchess of Cornwall - A portrait of Charles
Princess Anne - I'd like to say a saddle but that would have too many connotations so I'll give her a book token instead
Mary, Maxima, Mathilde, Letizia and Mette-Marit - A Mothercare Voucher
Prince Philip - A book of Suduko
Prince Edward - A David Beckham Calendar
Sophie - Tammy Wynette's new album, "Stand by your Man"
Duchess of York - A Suitcase
Princess Mabel - A Paper Bag

hmmm...i think i'm the one who needs the paper bag when I see Mabel.

a gag seems to be the gift Ragnhild is giving herself these days. (and a good thing that is)

why does Sophie need 'stand by your man'? are there rumors Edward is cheating?????

do you mind giving Fergie a plane ticket to the northpole to go with that suitcase?

 

[BeatrixFan]

why does Sophie need 'stand by your man'? are there rumors Edward is cheating?????

LOL. Not at all. But the girl has to sit through alot of musicals and the Judy Garland posters must really get on your nerves after a while.

 

[pollyemma]

LOL. Not at all. But the girl has to sit through alot of musicals and the Judy Garland posters must really get on your nerves after a while.

Ed is into Judy Garland. hmmm...that is kinda, what's the word I'm looking for?...weird.

less weird than Becks, though

 

[theprincess]

CP Victoria: "Marriage for Dummies''
Duchess of York: in addition to suitcase, a one way trip far far away

 

[pollyemma]

Sarah Ferguson has just commented on recent posts about plane tickets and suitcases;

Sarah's Comment

lol! that is too funny. really hysterical. best laugh of the day since "Mette-Marit is STILL pregnant"

i'm glad Sarah is reading our board. she'll learn a few things.

 

[Lady Jennifer]

Your Gifts to the Royals

If money, geography or access would be no obstacle - what would you buy as a Christmas present/s for the Royals of the world?

Hmmm lets see.....for a few of the royal ladies I would buy them a new wardrobe...or at least a stylist!
Other than that I really can't think of anything....they have a lot already & have access to many things.

 

[Dennism]

William and Harry- a book on multiculturalism

Charles- a year of no jokes(or mean comments) in the media about him or Camilla

Albert of Monaco- A pamphlet on birth control

Mary and Letizia- A book on finding time for yourself after becoming a mother

Zara- a new fashion advisor

 

[BeccaLynn07]

William and Harry- a book on multiculturalism

Charles- a year of no jokes(or mean comments) in the media about him or Camilla

Albert of Monaco- A pamphlet on birth control

Mary and Letizia- A book on finding time for yourself after becoming a mother

Zara- a new fashion advisor

LOL! Dennism, you are hilarious. I would have to agree on all of your ideas.

It does seem that some royal ladies could use a fashion advisor or a better one with some of the crazy things we seen this year. (Example: Sophie's grey saucer hat at the roytal ascot this year. Personally, I think that could have been much better used as a satelite dish, rather than headwear.)

 

[Dennism]

Thank you. Yes, I think Sophie was trying to watch some TV at Ascot. ha ha ha.

 

[Elsa M.]

Albert of Monaco- A pamphlet on birth control

Funny

My present to Iñaki Urdangarín: new, decent, non-flowered boxer shorts.

 

[pollyemma]

Thank you. Yes, I think Sophie was trying to watch some TV at Ascot. ha ha ha.

Indeed. I wonder how many channel that thing picked up. probably more than some of her other hideous "hats."

 

[Dennism]

She probably was trying to get Coronation Street for her mother-in-law...

 

[Aussie Princess]

Prince William- a hairbrush(and some work ethic, if I could package it)
Princess Anne- a water pistol for those pesky reporters
Prince Harry- a labrodor puppy! (or does he all ready have one?not quite sure!)
that's all I can think of at the moment

 

[Toledo]

Princess Ragnhild of Norway - A Gag
Queen Margrethe - A Commemorative Ashtray marking her 65th Birthday
Queen Beatrix - A Set of Carmen Rollers and a Crate of Hairspray
Queen Fabiola - A Picture of the Pope and a Crate of Hairspray
Queen Elizabeth - The bestselling book 'Divorce for Dummies'
Prince Charles - A portrait of Camilla
The Duchess of Cornwall - A portrait of Charles
Princess Anne - I'd like to say a saddle but that would have too many connotations so I'll give her a book token instead
Mary, Maxima, Mathilde, Letizia and Mette-Marit - A Mothercare Voucher
Prince Philip - A book of Suduko
Prince Edward - A David Beckham Calendar
Sophie - Tammy Wynette's new album, "Stand by your Man"
Duchess of York - A Suitcase
Princess Mabel - A Paper Bag

You are good! I loved your
Duchess of York - A Suitcase
Queen Beatrix - A Set of Carmen Rollers and a Crate of Hairspray

 

[Paula**]

Prince William: a kiss and a hug lol kidding
Prince Harry: Katy Rose's CD
Prince Charles: a sk8
Duchess of Cornwall: flips flops

hahahahahaha

I really don't know about Xtimas presents for royals...
they have everything