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Old 05-15-2006, 11:20 PM
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QEII: It's hard out here for a queen
It sure is! :p
Thanks for that one, Dennism! :)
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Old 05-15-2006, 11:21 PM
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You're welcome.

Corbis:
QEII: Yes, that's a nice doggie. How would you like to meet one of my corgies? I could set you up with a private audience with one of them.



Corbis
Little Girl: Queen Sofia, I just adore your grandson, Juan Froilan. Could you set up a playdate for us? Mucho gracias.



Corbis:
Emperor Akihito: Ahh, you're a clever little girl. How did you get my shoes tied up together?



Corbis:
William: O, man. I need a drink. I hope all of these finals won't be as long as this one is.

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Old 05-16-2006, 12:25 AM
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kudos to Dennis
and Maxie: your sequence rocked my world!:)
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Old 05-16-2006, 12:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Maxie
A little, made up story by Maxie, in which she once again ventures her dislikes of Mabel's wedding gown (I wonder, will the moment I stop talking about that dress ever come?) It started with the first pic and after that it became a story. Insomnia caused by an annoying swollen foot does strange things to people.

MABEL PULS FRISO'S LEG DURING WEDDING CEREMONY

(ANP)
Mabel (looks at Friso and thinks): 'Look at him, so innocent and unaware of my evil thoughts. Wait till he finds out about the little plan I came up with together with his brother when we found our wedding rings on the mantelpiece. He's such a cutie, my future hubby. I wonder where his thoughts wandered this time. This is going to be hilarious!'

(ANP)
Mabel: 'How do you mean, you lost the rings?!'
Friso: 'I assure you dear, when I was leaving home I still had them in my pocket. There must have gone something wrong the moment I first laid eyes on that dress of yours.'
Mabel: 'Well whatever. Blame it on the dress, like everybody seems to do. By the way, come to talk of it: what's wrong with my dress?'
Friso (sighs): 'Nothing, dear. Nothing...'

(ANP)
Mabel (trying not to laugh, while looking away): 'I'm definitely not talking to you, mister. You lost our rings and next to that you give me the very strong impression that you don't like my dress! How can you not like my dress?! Talk to me!'
Friso (looks at ceiling and remains silent): 'Oh Lord, why did I get myself into this mess?'

(ANP)
Mabel (hysterious laugh): 'Oh dear! Aren't I funny? I found the rings on the mantelpiece before the ceremony, so I gave them to W-A! What a joke! Didn't you miss them? Oh, this is so hilarious!'
Friso (tries to smile, but isn't really succeeding): 'Yes, dear. That was nice! Hahaha.'

(ANP)
Mabel: 'Hahaha, wasn't that great?'
Friso (has his evil moment): 'Yes, besides your dress it was the joke of the day!'

:p
Great story Maxie. :) by the way, how is your foot?
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Old 05-16-2006, 12:46 AM
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kudos to Dennis
Thank you. We wait, with bated breath, for your next contributions. No doubt we will have a great time reading your funny captions.
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Old 05-16-2006, 12:51 AM
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Thank you. We wait, with bated breath, for your next contributions. No doubt we will have a great time reading your funny captions.
Thank you and I will try my best to make you all laugh:)
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Old 05-16-2006, 12:56 AM
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Thank you and I will try my best to make you all laugh:)
You're welcome and it will no doubt happen as it has so many times before.
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Old 05-16-2006, 01:20 AM
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Great story Maxie. :) by the way, how is your foot?
Thanks popy (and crisinaki too! I thought it was about time I did something in return for all the times you made me laugh in this great thread :p)!

How's my foot? Well, let's say: swollen. :o Luckily it doesn't hurt anymore (Walked all the way to the shop yesterday! Yay! :p) As long as it doesn't look like this, I'm fine. :p (Sorry, had to share it. I was doing some research on the internet on swollen feet and I encoutered this one. Yikes! )

To stay on topic, here's one of Beatrix from ANP:



Beatrix: Well, it's weird, it's big an you can wear in on your head! Frankly my dear: I love it! Where can I get one of those?
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Old 05-16-2006, 02:05 AM
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Thank you Dennism you're so nice! I have to give props to RhapsodyBrat you are hilarious!! Keep em coming!
thanks so much HRHAmy! *bows* *blows kisses*

and Dennism, i loved your bit about Queen Sofia and the little girl! :)

quick ones of Queen Elizabeth, from Corbis:



Now young lady, are you sure you've changed his diaper? I can smell him all the way from here!



[smug tone] Your grandma's got nothing on my grandma--she looks like this! [sticks out tongue]



Man: You should cut here Your Majesty. This is where the icing is thickest, not to mention that the flowers are edible too.
Queen Elizabeth: Now how do you cut a fondant cake? I'm not sure it's like this...
Lady beside Queen Elizabeth: Your Majesty, I think you should cut right over there. I believe the center of the cake is just styrofoam.

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Old 05-16-2006, 04:03 AM
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Source: Hello, originally scanned by iceflower for TRF (many thanks K! )

look there's a snake there, it's just an anaconda, it won't bite you
Cristina: *thinks* but it would choke me *climbs up* aaaaaaaaahhhhhh get it away from me!


http://www.theroyalforums.com/forums...5&d=1147796402
Source: antena 3, originally posted by lula for TRF

QS:*shakes head* Juanito, i told you to stay away from the "chorizos" and red meat, your pressure is through the roof!
KJC: *looks scared* okay darling

*/* Chorizo: typical "sausage" from Spain


http://www.theroyalforums.com/forums...6&d=1147789257
Source: terra, originally posted by fanletizia for TRF

Gimme five your majesty!



http://www.theroyalforums.com/forums...9&d=1147806727

people and KJC: drink, drink, drink!
QS:*looks distrustingly at the bottle* oookaay

http://www.theroyalforums.com/forums...8&d=1147806727

oy, I hope this is pasteurized!

Source: reuters via yahoo, originally posted by lula for TRF
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Old 05-16-2006, 05:13 PM
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A Maxima series, I just love her facial expressions.

"Hey what'd you expect? The Queen!?"

http://www.theroyalforums.com/forums...2&d=1147802006

Thinks to herself "I knew I shouldn't have worn this hat, can't see a darn thing" Shouts: "W-A please help! I can't see anything!"

http://img101.imagevenue.com/img.php...57_3061338.jpg

Maxima: " Dear, I'll hold the magazine, since you didn't put me on the cover"
Lady: " Oh no your highness, I'll hold it, it's my magazine"
Maxima: " Let go now!"
Lady: "No you let go!"

http://www.theroyalforums.com/forums...7&d=1147287598
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Old 05-16-2006, 05:38 PM
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haha crisinaki...those photos are priceless...in the first one it looks like everyone is praying sofia is not going to spit it out!!!!!!! PR disaster!!!!

Love this thread...thanks to all who post and caption the photos...I'm glad to be at home reading this cos sometimes I just burst out laughing.
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Old 05-16-2006, 06:56 PM
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haha crisinaki...those photos are priceless...in the first one it looks like everyone is praying sofia is not going to spit it out!!!!!!! PR disaster!!!!

Love this thread...thanks to all who post and caption the photos...I'm glad to be at home reading this cos sometimes I just burst out laughing.
I'm glad you liked them!:)
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Old 05-16-2006, 06:58 PM
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LOL
N, they're wonderful!!!!
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Old 05-16-2006, 07:54 PM
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Very good, Maxie. A whole story. Bravo!

Corbis:

QEII: It's hard out here for a queen
Too funny...
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Old 05-16-2006, 11:25 PM
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originally posted by crisiñaki in the Tender Pictures of Royal with their Children thread, from Seegerpress:

http://s2.supload.com/free/cutestpablo.jpg/view/
Pablo: Mommy, i love you, and i promise i will be a good boy--when the new baby comes, i will not stick bubble gum on the new baby's head. Mwah!

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Old 05-17-2006, 12:06 AM
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To all who post THANKS!!!, you made me forget the horrible day i had!!!:)
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Old 05-17-2006, 01:02 AM
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and Dennism, i loved your bit about Queen Sofia and the little girl! :)
You're welcome. Yes, I second Popy's sentiment. Thank you to all who have posted in the last day. I especially like Sofia's thought on the milk and Maxima's magazine argument. Good job, everybody!
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Old 05-17-2006, 04:14 AM
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source: seeger press

Cristina: so guys, at the count of three we'll sing La Marseillaise, ok?
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another good one there, crisiñaki! :)

from Corbis:


Sverre Magnus: BOOO!!! Have you seen the cutest troll around? Yup yup yup, thaaaat's meeee!!!

from EFE through the El Mundo website:


Prince Felipe (whispers to the girl): Don't worry little one, i'll get that Hershey's Almonds bar for you if your mummy won't. I'm on your side--cheer up!

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