Caption This!

[CasiraghiTrio]

from getty
http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i152/Tais419/3.jpg

Another possible caption for this...

William: Respect, Harry. Be nice. Papa worked hard on this speech.
Harry: Take the stick out from your arse, bro. Lighten up. It's a concert, not the Save the Whales fest or whatever you and Papa are always going on about.
William: Sure ok. Be a good bro, get me a pop?
Harry: Get your own.

Source: Rex

1)

Old lady: Oh my, he's taking off his shirt.
Kate: Ooh, my favorite part of the whole polo match.

2)

William: Ok, ladies, you are making me blush.
Kate: (thoughts) Lucky she's old... I wouldn't hurt an old lady.

3)

Old lady: Hmm, his hand... hmm, wish I could be that hand right now...
Kate: (thoughts) Don't look, Kate, don't look.

4)

William: Oh yeah, I like this new jersey.
Kate: Let's just get out of here, Wills, ok?
old lady: (almost inaudible) I don't like the new shirt. He should take it off and try another one.

 

[Avalon]

Another possible caption for this...

William: Respect, Harry. Be nice. Papa worked hard on this speech.
Harry: Take the stick out from your arse, bro. Lighten up. It's a concert, not the Save the Whales fest or whatever you and Papa are always going on about.
William: Sure ok. Be a good bro, get me a pop?
Harry: Get your own.

I like your caption better! Sort of shows their nature, doesn't it?

 

[crisiñaki]

Source: Seeger Press

Cristina: yo dude, whazzap?
Irene: *shakes head* mom, get a grip on yourself! what are the photographers going to think?
Juan: I don't know her, I'm not related...

 

[HRH Mims]

Avalon your captions are great! It made me laugh!
CasiraghiTrio, I can't see images... can you do something with it, please?

 

[RhapsodyBrat]

originally posted by fanletizia in the Visit of Pope Benedict to Valencia thread, from londonfeatures:

Irene (teasing): Pipe! Your hair looks awful! Why didn't you get a mohawk?!
Queen Sofia: Pipe, no! No head-butting! Irene was just teasing you. Don't pay any attention to her!

Victoria: Clear the way everyone--i'm going to show you my excellent cartwheel!

 

[CasiraghiTrio]

source: reuters via yahoo

Queen: Hey! Stop the games! That person cheated!
William: (thoughts) Wow, that Granny One, she has quite the eye! I can't see at all with this damn sun.

Queen: See, haha, I should be one of the judges. They miss too much, but I see all!
Philip: Right, yes, very good. Excellent. (eager for her to shut up so he can continue reading his magazine!)
William: (thoughts) hahaha, good save, Granny. God, this is so boring. Why isn't soccer part of the Braemar games, huh? Now that would be good stuff...or rugby, even better.


source: hellomagazine.com

Camilla: Where the devil are the jets?
Charles: hehe, somewhere beyond all those feathers on your hat. Who designed this monstrosity? Was it that Philip Tracy?
Camilla: Treacy, idiot.
Harry: You're not missing anything anyhow, Millie. They're doing the same old formations, same as last year...When do you suppose we can go back inside and have some more of that delicious treacle tart?

source: hola.com

Harry: Everyone needs ta sh--a-ut up....because I wanna tell ma stor-ee. I was a-mazzzz-ing...I'm suh-serious ok? Everyone said, Harree, you will be....the best King eVER. William is such a loser! They said I looked much better in my robes of ....my robes of....I need anozer .... get me anozer drink, dammit! (Harry falls out of his chair and begins snoozing on the floor of the club!)zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I think this pic has funny-caption potential, but I can't come up with anything. Anyone want to give it the old College try?
(the source is hola.com)

 

[Maxie]

Maxie got my Most Creative Award. I think Avalon deserves Most Hilarious. As funny as everyone's captions are, that proletariat-king one was too much. The expressions match up precisely with the captions. Either this is Most Hilarious, or Most Classic.

Hey thanks, CasiraghiTrio, I'm glad you liked my little story (I already forgot about it). Loved your captions too! Lot of good work done here! I'm always browsing this thread, hope to contribute a bit more, but I'm awfully busy these days...

 

[BeatrixFan]

Queen : Oi, William ducky, you see that lady in the green hat?
William : Yes Gran
Queen : That's what colour we're 'avin the living room done in
William : Really?
Queen : Oh yes luv. Phil wanted blue but I said, "No", it'll just look old fashioned. 'Ere, pass me handbag up and I'll show you the colour charts we got from Homebase

(Pic from Reuters)



The Queen : Right luvvie, I'm off to the shops - ooh I 'ope they've got some Fiery Jack - me back's killin' me.

(Pic from Corbis)



Camilla : Really Laura, you need to be quieter when we're bird watching.

(Pic from Hola.Com)

 

[CasiraghiTrio]

http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/5899/carreracamillacarlos9ue.jpg
Camilla : Really Laura, you need to be quieter when we're bird watching.

(Pic from Hola.Com)

Very good, BeatrixFan, but what is Charles saying? He's lookin' off somewhere different and seems very interested in whatever is drawing him away from the races!

 

[BeatrixFan]

Charles : Is that a pair of tits I see perched in that tree?

 

[CasiraghiTrio]

Charles : Is that a pair of tits I see perched in that tree?

Then the next thing he'd say would be: "Camilla, quick, gimme those binoculars!"

 

[ysbel]

I think this pic has funny-caption potential, but I can't come up with anything. Anyone want to give it the old College try?
(the source is hola.com)
http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/5899/carreracamillacarlos9ue.jpg

Laura: H-E-Y HANDSOME!!!

Camilla: Darling he can't hear you on the other side of the field.

Camilla mutters to herself: But everyone here can, I'm SO embarassed, the engagement isn't announced yet. And the Wolverhamptons are right there and I don't want to invite them!

Charles talking to self: Amazing! I can finally see over Camilla's hat! What an accomplishment darling.

 

[Avalon]

Laura: H-E-Y HANDSOME!!!

Camilla: Darling he can't hear you on the other side of the field.

Camilla mutters to herself: But everyone here can, I'm SO embarassed, the engagement isn't announced yet. And the Wolverhamptons are right there and I don't want to invite them!

Charles talking to self: Amazing! I can finally see over Camilla's hat! What an accomplishment darling.

Really excellent one, Ysbel, I just love it! Charles might really be thinking like that, you know!

 

[Lady Bluffton]

Gee whiz, Charles must really think back to 30 years ago when he looks at Laura. She really is the spitting image of her mom.

 

[CasiraghiTrio]

Avalon your captions are great! It made me laugh!
CasiraghiTrio, I can't see images... can you do something with it, please?

Mims, hi, apparently I was inadvertantly hotlinking from supload. So I fixed it. I edited the post with the problems. Here: http://www.theroyalforums.com/forums/472605-post746.html

Well, there was this one...
http://www.theroyalforums.com/forums/472605-post746.html
but there's more now....
(same source: rex)

William: Haven't you had enough, Ma'am?
old lady (unseen, owner of the hand): Come on, Prince. A quarter-mill, I promise. Just take off the shirt again...Come on, have a heart! I'm an old lady. I'm desperate!

Kate: (thoughts) Oh geez, where is Guy [Pelly]? He would love this. William.....geez.

The old man: Come on, Bessie, leave the prince alone. Let's go home.

Old lady: Bahahabahaha, I saw Prince William half-naked, right next to me, I touched his bare chest, bahahaha! (she's delirious with excitement!)
Kate: (thoughts) God, this woman has lost it. I hope William hurries up. We need to leave...like now!
William: (to someone unseen) Huh? What? I forgot the number! What was the number again? (with his cell phone, trying to call someone, no idea what he's done to this poor old woman!)

 

[Larzen]

yeah, I know, I cant help it, the women LOVE me
http://img136.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc204&image=55723_Gustaf_60_Lunch_81_UKP.jpg
http://img46.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc147&image=58331_gala2.jpg
UK PRess

 

[The Watcher]

yeah, I know, I cant help it, the women LOVE me
http://img136.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc204&image=55723_Gustaf_60_Lunch_81_UKP.jpg
http://img46.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc147&image=58331_gala2.jpg
UK PRess

The Axe-effect

 

[Larzen]

Willem Alexander might not be the most physical attractive Prince in europe but he certainly has a truckloads of charisma and charm (esp AFTER his marriage) which makes him more likable than many of them who might be considered more handsom IMO.

I think WA and Madeleine made a better couple than his wife and Carl Philip, they really did look quite comic together to me, mostly because she is so much taller and outgoing than him, and that big, big skirt and scremaing red did not help Poor Carl Philip (he better hold on to his petite girlfriend)
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/LarzenM/maxicalle.jpg
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/LarzenM/maxicosy.jpg
SvD

 

[RhapsodyBrat]

originally posted by pdas1201 in the Princess Letizia News and Pictures Thread 2, from Polfoto:
http://www.theroyalforums.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=52815&d=1099286962
Princess Letizia: What do you mean you still can't see where it is? Give that map to me and i'll show it to you AGAIN.
Prince Felipe: Okay. Fine. Here, have it to yourself!

originally posted by Anna_R in the same thread, from DPA/Fotomarktplatz:
http://www.theroyalforums.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=51777&d=1098909052
Princess Letizia: And can you believe we missed the bus that was going to take us on the tour, because it took me an hour to wake him up! I was mad at him the whole day.
Queen Sofia: Yes, darling, i know the feeling...It happened all the time when he was little. Even when he was already at military school! Patience is the key, darling, patience!

 

[Jo of Palatine]

Willem Alexander might not be the most physical attractive Prince in europe but he certainly has a truckloads of charisma and charm (esp AFTER his marriage) which makes him more likable than many of them who might be considered more handsom IMO.

I think WA and Madeleine made a better couple than his wife and Carl Philip, they really did look quite comic together to me, mostly because she is so much taller and outgoing than him, and that big, big skirt and scremaing red did not help Poor Carl Philip (he better hold on to his petite girlfriend)
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/LarzenM/maxicalle.jpg

SvD

Lol - that was a good one. I wonder how Maxima will look when she's approaching her fifties... But it's interesting as both are South Americans by blood (meaning that Carl Philip takes after the Brazilian side of his family) and both look that way and still they are so completely different.

 

[LaChicaMadrilena]

Very good Rhapsody!!!

From vatican.va, originally posted by Lucidu:



Pablo: And what do you expect me to do with him (i.e. His Holliness), dad? Kiss him on the cheek? Or maybe he will carry me on his shoulders?! Yes, he will!!!

 

[RhapsodyBrat]

Very good Rhapsody!!!

thank you!

here's some more:

the Belgian Royal Kids
from Getty

Princess Elisabeth: Mum, come here quick! Emmanuel can burp his ABCs now, just like in "Over the Hedge"!


Princess Elisabeth: Quick baby bro, show it to mum! Or can you burp "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" instead?

the Spanish Royals
from ABC.es

King Juan Carlos: So, Cristina, has Irene used the dollhouse i bought for her?
Infanta Cristina: Oh yes, she has! She absolutely loves it!
Irene: Uh, but grandpa, you bought the wrong color! I'm supposed to have the pink dollhouse instead of the blue one!
Infanta Leonor: Psst, cousin! Tell him he also forgot to buy the tea play set that goes with the dollhouse!


Princess Letizia: Good thing i was able to buy that gray jacket! The saleslady at the store said it was the last one.
Queen Sofia: I know! It was a good shopping day, isn't it?
Infanta Leonor: Are you guys finished with your girl talk? Because i'm really, really sleepy right now and i'd love to lie down on my crib right this minute!
Miguel (thinks to himself): So, rare colored jackets are what girls like. Hmm...better keep that in mind...

 

[hornsen]

Yesterday at Great Yorkshire Show

Charles: "Camilla, where are you...?"



Camilla: "Take it back, take it back! Fast! I promised him not to eat my way around again...!"



wireimage

2nd from Yorkshire, a little heavy and with bad taste. Take it not so seriosly!

Camilla:"I bet, this sheep is from Wiltshire. Otherwise I´ll give away my arms."



Charles:"Thanks, Sir. Darling, come here!"



Charles:"Look darling. This pig is from Wiltshire."



wireimages, abaca-press

 

[soCal girl]

http://www.theroyalforums.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=254935&d=1152929537
(From Getty Images)

Madeleine: Hello, everyone! Yes I'm back, isn't my tan glorious?

Actually her tan is pretty awful!

 

[Maxie]

Another one of the tanned lady
Pic by Getty



Lilian: Madde, dear. Let me see if you brushed your teeth this morning!
Madeleine: Aaaaah...

 

[VictoriaRomanov]

It's not really funny but....

Froilan: (thinking) I shouldn't have eaten all that pizza last night (burp)
Juan: Gosh Froilan what did you eat? You need a breath mint.

Source : I got this picture from the Felipe Juan Froilan de Marichalar thread. The photo was posted by Elsa M.

 

[crisiñaki]

Source: AP

Hillary: *lion king laugh*
Queen Sofia: *laughs* OMG, someone get Hillary to a dentist; is that a cavity I'm seeing? and what's wrong with her liver, all those years of drinking have really done a number on her....

 

[CasiraghiTrio]

Talking to Charlotte Casiraghi and her boyfriend, Felix, is the 2006 winner of the Prince Pierre Award for Contemporary Art, Saâdane Afif.

Afif: (to Charlotte) I just want to tell you, to make sure you know, how wonderful I think you and your mother are. Wonderful people. Your mother, so much fantastic work she does for children, for the arts...
Felix: (thoughts) Uh-huh. Wonderful, indeed. I don't like the way this guy is looking at Charlotte at all.
Charlotte: Oh you're so sweet. My mom says great things about your art too. We are big fans.

Source of picture is Deadline Press (link borrowed from another thread in the forums)
http://www.theroyalforums.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=251242&d=1151078667

Talking to Charlotte Casiraghi and her boyfriend, Felix, is the 2006 winner of the Prince Pierre Award for Contemporary Art, Saâdane Afif.

Afif: (to Charlotte) I just want to tell you, to make sure you know, how wonderful I think you and your mother are. Wonderful people. Your mother, so much fantastic work she does for children, for the arts...
Felix: (thoughts) Uh-huh. Wonderful, indeed. I don't like the way this guy is looking at Charlotte at all.
Charlotte: Oh you're so sweet. My mom says great things about your art too. We are big fans.

Source of picture is Deadline Press (link borrowed from another thread in the forums)
http://www.theroyalforums.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=251242&d=1151078667

These more have the same source (Deadline) and are from the same event, the International Jumping of Monte Carlo at Port Hercule in July 2006....

2) http://www.theroyalforums.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=251215&d=1151078361
Caroline: (low voice to Charlotte) Charlotte, please push a plate of rolls over to Mr. Afif.
Charlotte: (thoughts) Athina and Doda seem so in love....I love Athina's blonde highlights.
Afif: (thoughts) I hope Prince Ernst doesn't come back over. He scares me.

3) http://www.theroyalforums.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=251216&d=1151078361
Felix's thoughts: I'm so mad at Charlotte. Why is she still talking to that dude on the horse? Just give him the cup already, ok? There is no need for all this extra flirting!

4) http://www.theroyalforums.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=251217&d=1151078361
Felix: Did you have fun? Talking to your horse friends?
Charlotte: Are you jealous of them? Oh my God, Felix, really!

5) http://www.theroyalforums.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=251218&d=1151078361
Felix: So what are you telling me? You weren't flirting with that guy?
Charlotte: So what if I was?! There is no law against flirting!

6) http://www.theroyalforums.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=251219&d=1151078361
Felix: I know. I was just being so crazy. I love you so much. See, it makes me crazy the idea of losing you....
Charlotte: That will never happen. You have to trust me.
Felix: I do. You are so beautiful, I love you so much.

yeah, I know, I cant help it, the women LOVE me
http://img136.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc204&image=55723_Gustaf_60_Lunch_81_UKP.jpg
http://img46.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc147&image=58331_gala2.jpg
UK PRess

Larzen, that's really good. I have to add my own addition to your second one (source: SvP)

Maxima: Eh, Willem is sure enjoying himself with Madde over there. I better keep my eye on this.
CP: Nah, that's just Madde. She has that effect on men. She's crazy, that sister of mine. Don't sweat it too much, Maxie. Willem loves ya!
Maxima: Yeah, but I wish they wouldn't be so....maybe we should show them, huh? Have a little fun of our own, what do you say, CP?
CP: Hmm...might be fun, sure, why not? Just not too much. My Emma might not like it so much.

 

[eireann]

http://www.theroyalforums.com/forums...2&d=1153317140

This is true caption material - can´t wait to hear what you come up with!

 

[CasiraghiTrio]

http://www.theroyalforums.com/forums...2&d=1153317140

This is true caption material - can´t wait to hear what you come up with!

The source is polfoto. Here's my try. I am sure someone can do better, but it's too good not to be tried by all!

Letizia: Aw, Felipe, I love it when your fly pops open. I can see your cutie Spiderman undies.
Felipe: Ahem. I'll pretend I didn't hear that. No touching, not in public, dear.

Source: Bruno Press

Alexandra: Charlotte.... is that a little kiddo in that tummy of yours who will me the youngest royal aunt alive?
Charlotte: Oh Alex, you're so funny, haha!
Caroline: Just like her daddy, that little munchkin!

Source of all: Bruno Press

http://www.theroyalforums.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=255460&d=1153211419
Charlotte: What are these? Geez, why has Ernstie given me a box of cigars?
Vanina (sitting friend): Uh... wow, Ernstie, he's so weird. At least Caroline knows quaiity smokes, her Winstons. What is this crap? CIGARS??!!

http://www.theroyalforums.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=255461&d=1153211419
Charlotte: Come on, Nina, I know you've got some smokes on you. You don't expect me to smoke those nasty cigars, do you?
Vanina: (grunts) I know, yes, yes. Hold on. Let me find them....

http://www.theroyalforums.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=255462&d=1153211419
Charlotte: Mom, I really look pregnant, don't I?
Caroline: Well.....