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Old 12-30-2005, 11:41 AM
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It would be very nice if Prince Albert find someone and get married before he's 50.. Monaco is in crisis for a new princess!! What do you think?
It certainly would be nice for him, but I don't think that MC needs a princess at all costs. There is no crisis here, though some female influence wouldn't hurt. And who cares how old he is going to be once he finds someone to be happy with. I don't think we need a Charles and Di drama here, we need a couple more like Charles and Camilla, more calm and settled. And since he is under no pressure to find just a birthmachine to secure the line, I'd rather have him look a little longer and find his diamond, then grab the next best circonia.
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Old 12-30-2005, 12:58 PM
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Well my beautiful darlings

There seems to be a demand for one of my discriptions of Albert's future wife, the next Princess of Monaco.

She has arms that reach all the way down to the floor. That is why he will fall for her, since she is the only woman on earth who will be able to put his arms around him. Her legs are long and go all the way up to the neck. Her fingers are allt crooked and intertweened so she never knows which finger is which. She has a big hole through her torso so you can see the food as it is digested and sometimes it falls out of the hole. She has feet like a hobit and can't find shoes anywhere that fit. That is why she walks barefoot. She is furry all over, not with soft black hair, but with coarse linen type hair, like horse hair. When she takes a bath the tub is full of hair which is great because since she is such an odd shape she can't get a job anywhere and she earns money for food by braiding baskets from the leftover hair in the tub and selling them.

Her tongue is split into ten parts which is excellent because since her fingers are all crooked and no good, she uses the tongue to do everything.

All though she looks a bit weird, she is beautiful inside and that is all that counts. She is able to move things around with her mind power and our darling prince will frequently suddenly find himself somewhere completely different than he was a second ago. Can be handy!

Her name is Gretchen Haagendaz and she is from Austria.

Enjoy my darlings and have a wonderful New Years Eve. I am sure our beloved prince will spend his evening in the long arms of his dearest Gretchen.

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Donna all I can say is that doesn't describe me at all.
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Old 12-30-2005, 03:55 PM
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It doesn't describe me either...or too many women that I know...
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Old 12-30-2005, 06:14 PM
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Another link to PAs visit in South Africa
http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?s...0148329C563142
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Old 12-30-2005, 10:22 PM
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Well my beautiful darlings

There seems to be a demand for one of my discriptions of Albert's future wife, the next Princess of Monaco.

She has arms that reach all the way down to the floor. That is why he will fall for her, since she is the only woman on earth who will be able to put his arms around him. Her legs are long and go all the way up to the neck. Her fingers are allt crooked and intertweened so she never knows which finger is which. She has a big hole through her torso so you can see the food as it is digested and sometimes it falls out of the hole. She has feet like a hobit and can't find shoes anywhere that fit. That is why she walks barefoot. She is furry all over, not with soft black hair, but with coarse linen type hair, like horse hair. When she takes a bath the tub is full of hair which is great because since she is such an odd shape she can't get a job anywhere and she earns money for food by braiding baskets from the leftover hair in the tub and selling them.

Her tongue is split into ten parts which is excellent because since her fingers are all crooked and no good, she uses the tongue to do everything.

All though she looks a bit weird, she is beautiful inside and that is all that counts. She is able to move things around with her mind power and our darling prince will frequently suddenly find himself somewhere completely different than he was a second ago. Can be handy!

Her name is Gretchen Haagendaz and she is from Austria.

Donna, how did you know just what I look like!
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Old 12-31-2005, 03:31 AM
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Donna, sweetheart, why did you spill the beans? Now poor Gretch will be harrassed within an inch of her hirsute existance. Such a cruel thing to do! Maybe we can all be supportive of her in this most difficult time. She will need us. If you would like to send you cards and letters of support, her addres is...

Gretchen Haagendaz
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Old 12-31-2005, 08:36 AM
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You are right my darlings. Our beloved prince doesn't go for beautiful women anymore. He has had enough of them. When you have had overload of prettyness you become disgusted with it and that's what has happened to him. He lost his heart many years ago, so now he is pretending to be this super soft guy who doesn't care about looks.

Personally I think it is the benefit of being able to disappear from an awqward situation that really turns him on. Let's hope that she doesn't misuse it too much. Let's hope they won't become enemies and she will send him to the North pole in his tiny tuxedo.
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Old 12-31-2005, 02:47 PM
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I know this is kind of off topic, but I was just curious since Monaco is a very tiny principality, is there any airport there? How do the Prince and the royal family travel overseas? If I'm not mistaken, Albert met Nicole in an Air France plane on his way to France? So does that means that when he travel to for example France, he has to take regular plane just like every body else?

Btw, I just saw the Swarovski Fashion Rocks 2005 held in Monte Carlo.. I LOVE the show!! I noticed that they shoot Albert's reactions after every artists' performances.. He looks CHARMING when he laughs. Does anybody have pictures of Albert from the event?
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Old 12-31-2005, 03:15 PM
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He lost his heart many years ago, so now he is pretending to be this super soft guy who doesn't care about looks.
donna to whom did he loose his heart? why didnt they marry?
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Old 12-31-2005, 08:16 PM
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I know this is kind of off topic, but I was just curious since Monaco is a very tiny principality, is there any airport there?
They don't have an airport of their own, instead using a heliport which runs a shuttle service between the international airport at Nice, France, and Fontvieille. From what I recall it was on a Nice flight that Albert might have met NC.

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Old 12-31-2005, 10:11 PM
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I know this is kind of off topic, but I was just curious since Monaco is a very tiny principality, is there any airport there? How do the Prince and the royal family travel overseas? If I'm not mistaken, Albert met Nicole in an Air France plane on his way to France? So does that means that when he travel to for example France, he has to take regular plane just like every body else?

Btw, I just saw the Swarovski Fashion Rocks 2005 held in Monte Carlo.. I LOVE the show!! I noticed that they shoot Albert's reactions after every artists' performances.. He looks CHARMING when he laughs. Does anybody have pictures of Albert from the event?
There used to be an airport way way back in Fontvielle for small planes only (I saw some old pics), but now it is only the heliport. He owns a private jet though. But they don't use it for short distances when regular flights are so much cheaper and just as convenient. I think they only use it for long distance, when they travel with lots of other people from MC or when he needs to be in different places within a few hours where regular flights take too much time (i.e. recently Rome and sicily and return to mc same day). Or of course places where regular flights aren't as frequent etc. Don't forget he is the "green" prince and planes are not very friendly to the environment, so just going by himself somewhere in a plane would go against what he would like to stand for.
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donna to whom did he loose his heart? why didnt they marry?
He didn't loose his heart to one particular woman. But after years of meeting thousands and thousands and thousands and thousands of women, of all sorts he became discouraged. You see, he had this image of his wife in his mind, a woman who would understand him without words, a woman that would touch him without touching, a woman who's smile would warm him up like a hot spring, someone strong enough like a vulcano and soft like mohair yarn, someone who would love him more than anything in the world and someone he could love more than anything in the world. Nowhere did he find this woman and he had started to think that she didn't exist. He thought that maybe he was looking for a perfect woman and everyone knows perfect women don't exist.

Then one night when he sat alone in his humble palace just before his 47th birthday, it had become dark but he hadn't turned on the lights. He just sat there with his eyes closed and thought about his. Suddenly he felt that someone stroked his chin so softly and so lovingly. He opened his eyes, but saw nothing. He closed them again and again came the loving touch. Oh my God. What is happening? Was this his mother or his guardian angel?

More later ...
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Old 01-02-2006, 05:34 PM
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thx and i cant wait for the ending.
i dont think he is looking for someone that dosent exist rather what he wants will only happen over time. i've been married for 10 yrs now and at this point i can tell what my husband is thinking by his looks and vice versa.
does he lose interest in women very fast? or does he read romance books which paint an unrealistic view of finding your soul mate?
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Old 01-03-2006, 09:31 PM
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does he lose interest in women very fast?
That's probably not hard to do when he finds out they're TWINKIES....and their heads are full of nothing but whipped beef fat and icing sugar. Try having a meaningful conversation with someone like that, eh? It gets old fast. I think he moves on as soon as he realizes that he misjudged the potential.

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or does he read romance books which paint an unrealistic view of finding your soul mate?
I don't know that he would read something like that, but I do believe that he has someone specific in mind. Maybe not a face, or a body, but a way of being. A spirit, for lack of a better word. In short, he's looking for his mother. No...I'm not talking in some perverted sense. He's looking for someone who makes him feel the way his mother did.....accepted no matter what, warmed, adored, that he can be playful at times and be himself all the time, someone who will make him feel special.

In his life, he probably doesn't feel special. He feels separated from everyone else, in an odd sort of way. It can't be an easy way to live....we were feeling like odd little duckies in public school until we toughed up and developed some friendships....Albert has never had that opportunity. He's always been on the outside.

Easy to see why he's not married yet, I suppose. No one has honestly given him what he's looking for. They've faked it pretty well for a time but in the end it wasn't real and it fell apart. We have a good example of that now....she's living in Monaco with her son.
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well said, bunkycat and you speakth the truth.
i feel sorry for him if he has such feelings.
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Happy New Year 2006!!!

Well, yesterday by TV I heard the horoscope forecast 2006 for all signs of zodiac including Pisces. The astrologer said that this year will be very good for Pisces in respect of marriage, very well-thought (!) marriage. But if this year they will refuse to do that, most likely, they will marry NEVER! This year will be the gold time for Pisces in all aspects, but especially they will get a good chance to find true love :)
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Happy New Year 2006!!!

Well, yesterday by TV I heard the horoscope forecast 2006 for all signs of zodiac including Pisces. The astrologer said that this year will be very good for Pisces in respect of marriage, very well-thought (!) marriage. But if this year they will refuse to do that, most likely, they will marry NEVER! This year will be the gold time for Pisces in all aspects, but especially they will get a good chance to find true love :)
hew, I am lucky that my kids were born 4 hours before pisces, thus I might still have a chance of becoming grandma some day

Happy New Year to you too.
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Here is a link to some more predictions for Al for 2006. scroll to Europe http://www.caribbeannetnews.com/2006/01/03/hall.shtml
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