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Alexandria

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I don't know how many members are familiar with Entertainment Weekly magazine's Hot List, but each issue, there is a list of about 10 items reviewing the previous week's entertainment, social and cultural "news" -- often in a sarcastic, joking manner, but very often some good points and observations are made.

I thought we could experiment and try our own version with The Royal Forums List, of things, events and anything and everything in between that has happened this year.

You don't have to stick to only 10 items, do as few or as many as you can come up with, or feel free to adapt the ideas of others to your own. Post pictures to illustrate your points if you'd like.

Here are a few from me to get us rolling:

* Best Big Bird Impression: Martha Louise of Norway at the Spanish wedding

* Most Prepared for St. Patrick's Day/Best Leprechaun Impression: Princess Laurentien of the Netherlands marking Hans Christian Andersen Year celebrtations with Princess Benedikte of Denmark

* Most Likely to See Dead People (a la The Sixth Sense): Prince Harry of Great Britain

* Be Barney's Replacement: Countess Sophie of Wessex (Runner up: Crown Princess Mathilde of Belgium)

* Worst Rumour About a Royal This Year: King Carl Gustav of Sweden being announced on Swedish radio as having been murdered

* Best False Rumour That You Wish Had Come True: Mary of Denmark being pregnant (instead she had gullstone surgery)

* Be Orlando Bloom's Stunt/Body Double: Prince Carl Phillip of Sweden

* Most Proficient Bachelor: Prince Albert of Monaco

* The Next Spice Girls: Princess Marilene, Princess Laurentien and Crown Princess Maxima attending this year's Queensday festivities
 

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* Best French Country Furniture Impression: Princess Claire of Belgium

* Best Permanently Set Hairstyle: Queen Beatrix of the Netherland's helmet do; Queen Margrethe II of Denmark's chignon; Crown Princess Victoria's ponytail (tie)

* Best Chip Off the Old Block: Crown Prince Phillippe and Princess Elisabeth of Belgium

* Best Escape Attempt by a Hat: Crown Princess Mary of Denmark's copper hat during the visit to Parliament before her wedding (Runner up: Queen Margrethe II of Denmark's hat at the Athens Olympic games)

* Best Wrapped Present Johan Friso Ever Received: Mabel Wisse Smit on their wedding day (248 bows in total on her wedding gown!)

* Best Barbie Look-a-like: Crown Princess Maxima of the Netherlands and Versace Barbie (Can you see the difference?)
 

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Most Likely to take over for David Beckham as the "World´s Most Well-known Metrosexual": Ari Behn

Least Likely to take over for David Beckham as the "World´s Most Well-known Metrosexual": Prince Ernst August of Hanover.

Most Likely to form a Serial Spouses Club with Elizabeth Taylor and Zsa Zsa Gabor: Princess Stephanie

The World´s Youngest Frequent Flyer: Princess Ingrid Alexandra

Most likely to be seen from outer space: Princess Madeleine

The Best Mother and Daughter-in-Law bonding: Queen Sofia and Crown Princess Letizia at the Red Cross Day ceremony

Best Tryout for a Kung Fu movie: Froilan at the wedding of Felipe and Letizia

The Diana, Huntress of the Moon award goes to the Countess of Wessex
Runner up: Princess Madeleine of Sweden.

The Pinup of the Year: Prince William

The Worst Pr Fiasco of the Year(Non-Windsor Catagory): Bruneigate

The Worst PR Fiasco of the Year(Windsor Category): The Princess Diana Memorial Fountain

The Best look upon seeing Jacques Chirac from the back: Queen Elizabeth II

Best Royal Portrait Subject of the year: Crown Princess Victoria

Best Royal Couple of the Year(Mother and Son category) Queen Sofia and Crown Prince Felipe at his wedding

The "Water into Wine" award goes to Crown Princess Letizia at the Gala for the President of Latvia(See attachment)


Sexiest Royal Photo of the year(non-Crown Princess Victoria Category) Felipe and Letizia
 

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Some very funny ones Dennis! :)

Love the Princess Stephanie support group. (J Lo can join them, too!)
 
Thank you, thank you.
 
Those are really good Alexandria and Dennis! You guys cracked me up. I loved the one about the battle of the borbons and the best present that JF ever recieved. Oh and the serial wives club is priceless!
 
Monoco's future star of days of our lifes

the next hope williams from days of our lives is Princess Charlotte :p
 

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She´s nice. I don´t know her. In that first photo, she reminds me of Teri Hatcher but she´s much more beautiful.
 
LOl. I luv the one with Johan and his present
 
Great work, Alexandria and Dennis! I just couldn't stop laughing for a good while!
 
And the next Shawn Brady off days of our lives is....

Yes these two look very much a like... mabye Prince Felix of Luxembourg is going to audition to go on this USA soap opera
 

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haha now i dont think felix can be cast for this part.. instead he will be dractula :)
 
Since the year is half over, I thought we would revisit this thread for some half-year "honors"...

The funniest kiss award: Charles and Camilla

Best Royal Tryout for a role in a horror film: Letizia

The Best Son award goes to Amedeo

The Romantic Royals Award goes to Philippe and Mathilde

The Best Royal Tryout for Sesame Street: Rania

The Future Royal Roadster in Action Award goes to Ingrid Alexandra

The "Dinner is Served" Award goes to Beatrix

The "Fore" Golf Award(could go to many a royal) but this time it goes to Sophie

The "You call that a hat?" award goes to Mette-Marit(
my apologies to all who loved this particular hat.)

The Royal "Rock Star" award goes to Margrethe
 
Dennism said:
Since the year is half over, I thought we would revisit this thread for some half-year "honors"...
The Best Royal Tryout for Sesame Street: Rania

The Royal "Rock Star" award goes to Margrethe
Hi Dennism, that's all really fun stuffs:) . At the first sight I didn't notice that she is Rania...she much looks like Madonna and for Margareth.......:eek: :confused: :D :D. Thanks for the thread it's really fun.
 
The Best "Copycat" Award goes to: the Swedish Royal ladies, CP Mary and Queen Anne-Marie at Sofiero - all wearing cream coats

The Award for the Worst Attempt at wearing the same item in different colours goes to: the Duchess of Cornwall

The Best "Bandwagon" Award: the "M" Crown Princesses - Máxima, Mathilde, Mary, Mette-Marit & 'Metizia'!

Best "Distracted Child at a Christening" Award: Maud Angelica Behn at her sister's Christening

That's all I can think of right now!

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Dennism said:
Since the year is half over, I thought we would revisit this thread for some half-year "honors"...

The funniest kiss award: Charles and Camilla

Best Royal Tryout for a role in a horror film: Letizia

The Best Son award goes to Amedeo

The Romantic Royals Award goes to Philippe and Mathilde

The Best Royal Tryout for Sesame Street: Rania

The Future Royal Roadster in Action Award goes to Ingrid Alexandra

The "Dinner is Served" Award goes to Beatrix

The "Fore" Golf Award(could go to many a royal) but this time it goes to Sophie

The "You call that a hat?" award goes to Mette-Marit(my apologies to all who loved this particular hat.)

The Royal "Rock Star" award goes to Margrethe

Great...Great... The "Dinner is Served":D :D Really really funny.....
 
Forge1985 said:
The Best "Copycat" Award goes to: the Swedish Royal ladies, CP Mary and Queen Anne-Marie at Sofiero - all wearing cream coats

The Award for the Worst Attempt at wearing the same item in different colours goes to: the Duchess of Cornwall

The Best "Bandwagon" Award: the "M" Crown Princesses - Máxima, Mathilde, Mary, Mette-Marit & 'Metizia'!

Best "Distracted Child at a Christening" Award: Maud Angelica Behn at her sister's Christening

That's all I can think of right now!

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Great job. These are great. I like the MA Award. Sometimes it is indeed hard to get young children of that age to pay attention and not get distracted.
Thanks for the compliments.
 
Great thread, Alexandria!!! :flowers:

How about Best attempt at the Mad Hatter? :lol: :mrgreen:--Martha-Louise at the baptism of Sverre Magnus

(Nettavisen--originally posted by Larzen)
 
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This thread is hiliarious!!!!!!! I've decided to unearth it from the depths of the Royal Chit-chat, and hopefully, some other people will help me. I've got to think on this, though, so I'll add a list of awards to my post later.
 
OK, here are some awards:

The I-Need-A-Hairbrush Award: Crown Princess Maxima

The Hot-Momma in Leather Pants Award: Crown Princess Mathilde

Best Instant-Mommy Bump Award: Crown Princess Letizia

Least Impressed by meeting Prince Christian: Austrailian Wallaby
 
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