Make Your Own Royal Books


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I will start a webpage for this topic but I'm gonna need as much help as I can:
1. Challenges: post challenges for which royals and the stories you want written
2. Fanfiction: ritka, Jess Rulz and others who have stories already written about Royalty are welcome, I plan to do two cathegories: Old and New Royalty (the later is for royalty of the 20th century and beyond). All ratings will be allowed.
3. Fan Art and Pictures: everything you can think of to link two royals or a royal and a commoner in a picture, a drawing, etc (no porn please).
4. I need to think a good title for the page
5. An awesome FREE webhost, any good suggestions?

All suggestions, commentaries and stuff please PM me and we'll talk about it
Thank you very much;)
 
crisiñaki said:
Hi, I was wondering where could I find fanfiction about our beloved royals?
there's fanfiction for every famous person in the world so why not the royals?:rolleyes:
If it is in English or Spanish much better
Thanks in advance;)

I was wondering that too. I'd love to read some but I haven't found any.
 
I don't wish to write fanfiction, but rather I'd like to continue researching my family tree... apparently, I'm descended from the Clifford's of Clifford Castle and others, and back much further in time, Gunnora of Denmark.... my young childhood photos look like the current reigning monarch of Denmark... check out my avatar and give me your opinion about any resemblance I have these days to Margrethe II, Queen of Denmark. I'm also related to the Savile family and the Sotheron family and I am an ancestral niece of Sir Savile, tutor to Queen Elizabeth I of England. My next research project will be to find out if the Bowes branch of my mother's paternal ancestral family is related to the first Bowes of the Bowes-Lyon family.

one other thing I forgot to mention; my youngest daughter, at one time, looked vaguely like one of the Romanov sisters. I should create another website just to be able to post some of my family photos.... next project.... I received a mark of 95% in Community Development this semester as part of my part-time studies in Social Service Work.... am happy to be able to spend some time with you all on this site. Kathryn
 
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Oh my God, I only write about fictional royality! Does that count?
 
The website you have suggested sounds really cool! I have written some stuff! x
 
Furienna said:
Does it count even if the countries also are fictional?

Everything is allowed as long as it's about royalty, real or fictional;)
 
"Glamour, Style and Elegance for Dummies; CP Mathilde"

She certainly could teach us all a lesson or two on those subjects. That's a good one. How about:

Scootering about Denmark: Frederik and Mary give a tour of Denmark from their Vespa. :lol:
 
How to Get Married and Have a Child by the Time You're 19, by Prince Louis
How to be an Independant Women, by Mary

(With humor; no distaste;) )
 
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Dennism said:
Okay. Let´s make this a funny thread. If Royals wrote books, what would the titles be? I think a few royals could contribute to the "Dummies" series. But first of all, I think there should be a book called:

"The Finances of a Royal Court - A Guide for Dummies"


Poor Marius could write when he is older:

"How to get over the fact that your younger sister is more popular than you are"


So what other books do you think various royals could write?
If HM Queen Elizabeth II were to write a book the title of the book would be "The Elizabethan Era - Challenges & Experiences" or "The Memoirs of Elizabeth II".
 
Prince William: Bingo for Young People: An Introductory Guide

Crown Princess Victoria: Walter and Me: An interspecies friendship!
 
just wondering whether this website exists at all?x
 
I wrote a story about the Dutch royal family when I was 14. It has 50 pages.
 
At the moment I'm writing a fictionalised autobiography of George III starting when he was 8. I did it for NaNoWriMo so it's pretty long! 141 A4 pages...and George isn't even King yet! I'm hoping to write from his wife Queen Charlotte's point of view as well.

It's a lot of fun researching stuff for it and I have a dream that one day I might get it published :lol: Stranger things have happened, I'm sure!

:king:
 
These had me laughing out loud! This is maybe the funniest thread on the forums. My favorites are:

Princess Madeleine: "How to save precious dollars on your summer vacation by scrimping on unnecessary products such as sunscreen (HardCorrVictoria)

Princess Stephanie of Monaco
"Bodyguards, Butlers & Acrobats
- My Life is a Three-Ring Circus!" (kristengraffin)

Crown Princess Maxima
"Color Me Orange -How to Stylishly Incorporate Your Country's Color Into Every Aspect of Your Wardrobe" (kristengraffin)

Here are some I made up. (Not very good, but worth a shot!)

"The Dummies Guide to Insulting Nearly Everyone You Meet" written by Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh

"Are You Sure That's My Kid?" written by Prince Albert of Monaco

"Bugger Off!" co-written by Prince Philip and Princess Anne, this book is the guide to efficiently dealing with annoying reporters
 
I might try my hand at writing a fanfic of royalty, but I'm not sure. I love writing, I dictated my first "book" to my mom when I was three (it was stories about my imaginary friend... I was lonely at 3, my older brother was too old to want to play with his baby sister, and my mom was pregnant with my younger brother, so I was forced to make up adventures with "Simon")

I would like writing about the Danish, Spanish, or Romanov families.
 
i've written a fanfic piece, about a fictional british royal family in a pride and prejudice style. its on FanFiction.Net - Unleash Your Imagination - I would love your comments and advice on it. It is called 'The Prince and the Student' in the Jane Austen section.
 
I am a big fan of poems. In March I had written a poem on King Ludwig II of Bavaria. If someone want to read them, contact me. It is written in German.
Now I am writing a poem on the last Emperor of the German Empire, Emperor Wilhelm II. It is more difficult then the poem of King Ludwig II.
 
I wrote a novel, a huge 500 pages novel, on Queen Elizabeth I. I would never agree to publish it though, even if someone was willing to. It is historically correct and I checked every single detail before writing it.
I also wrote a little (67 pages!) psycological (at least I think so) essay on the relations of Prince Charles, Princess Diana and the Duchess of Cornwall.

WoW :eek: ! 500 pages ! Must have taken you awhile to write, no? I'm very impressed. I would love to read your essay on the relations between Charles, Diana and Camilla :flowers:
 
TheTruth said:
WoW :eek: ! 500 pages ! Must have taken you awhile to write, no? I'm very impressed. I would love to read your essay on the relations between Charles, Diana and Camilla :flowers:

Thank you for your interest. :)

it didn't really take a lot of time to write the Elizabeth one - I'd say a couple of months. At the time I was very proud of the work. But looking back, I have to admit it was a terrible work. More like one of those thousands of books, filled with incorrect information and popular legends, and which is worse, not even exiting and interesting read (because of the amount of the historical information I tried to fit in). I've done some corrections, but still, it's nothing exceptional - just one of many.
Funny how I thought it was historically correct at the time. :D

As for the Charles/Camilla/Diana essay, I'm afraid it didn't skip the influence of time and changed opinions as well. I was around 16 when I wrote it (in 2002 or 2003), and my view on many things has changed since then.
Far from psychological, it seems rather silly and childish now. And one thing I understood - no one will ever be able to write something nearly close to truth about the Charles/Diana/Camilla relationships. Only 3 people knew everything, one of them is dead; the other two will never speak.
Everything else is just a personal perspective - thus prejudiced, inaccurate and incomplete.
I really like all 3 of them - Charles, Camilla & Diana, and although I can see their faults, I prefered (and prefer) to focus on the good things they did. And since I generally tend not to criticize anyone and see only good in people, everything I wrote was more about their good sides, and the general mood could be described as 'Move on, live and let live' - which is about the only thing that hasn't changed ever since. :)
 
it didn't really take a lot of time to write the Elizabeth one - I'd say a couple of months. At the time I was very proud of the work. But looking back, I have to admit it was a terrible work. More like one of those thousands of books, filled with incorrect information and popular legends, and which is worse, not even exiting and interesting read (because of the amount of the historical information I tried to fit in). I've done some corrections, but still, it's nothing exceptional - just one of many.
Funny how I thought it was historically correct at the time. :D

Don't worry, you're not the only one to feel like this. When I write some stuff or draw something, first of all I'm so proud of it and then, looking at it a few month later, I think :"My god, that's horrible!". We are all the same ;).

And one thing I understood - no one will ever be able to write something nearly close to truth about the Charles/Diana/Camilla relationships. Only 3 people knew everything, one of them is dead; the other two will never speak.
Everything else is just a personal perspective - thus prejudiced, inaccurate and incomplete.

Then all the writers like Tina Brown, Sarah Bradford, etc. don't know much more than you or me on them. And still they sell books :rolleyes:.
 
Don't worry, you're not the only one to feel like this. When I write some stuff or draw something, first of all I'm so proud of it and then, looking at it a few month later, I think :"My god, that's horrible!". We are all the same ;).
That pretty much summarizes what I think about my work now. :D

Then all the writers like Tina Brown, Sarah Bradford, etc. don't know much more than you or me on them. And still they sell books :rolleyes:.

I assume they know a little more then I do, since they know more peope and are certainly better connected. But it's about selling books for them, isn't it? Which means most of them are more interested in headline-grabbing material, then the actuall truth (which they don't know in any case). :rolleyes: :)
 
I assume they know a little more then I do, since they know more peope and are certainly better connected. But it's about selling books for them, isn't it? Which means most of them are more interested in headline-grabbing material, then the actuall truth (which they don't know in any case). :rolleyes: :)

The more you 'reveal' (certainly not the truth) the more you sell. Might be well connected, might have alot of imagination too ;). That's why in anything I read, I'm really careful on what's written and how the author managed to have the information (hard to tell most of the time :rolleyes: ...)
 
Touched by an Angel: The Guide to Talking to Angels and Making a Fourtune While You're at It
written by Princess Martha-Louise of Norway

Are You My Mother? (Or father, grandparent, etc.): How to make it as an illegitamite royal child
co-written by: Alexandre Coste, Jazmin Grimaldi, Gabriel de Nassau, and Camille Gottlieb, with a chapter on mothers/fathers marrying royalty by Marius Borg Høiby

Not royal, but it really goes:

What Not to Do at a Royal Photoshoot
written by Annie Leibovitz
 
These are all good ones ! Great thread, must warn other members who are a little 'touchy' on their fav royal : don't go here ! lol.

How to run from the Palace by Princess Diana and Sarah Ferguson
Why you should not trust a french and drunk driver by Diana (alright tough one but don't be angry, you have been warned)
 
Here's a funny one:

Editing Wikipedia for Dummies by Princess Mabel
 
Mystery : "Lords of the Wedding-Rings"
Training on the Job : "Wedding"
(Stephanie)

Technics:
"I beat Nikon and Hasselblad",
"Quality Asurance: Camera-Housings and Optics"
and for farmers
"My bio garden at the Expo"
(Ernst August)

Science Fiction:
"The Return of the Habsburger"
"The real Burger King"
(Dr. Otto von Habsburg)
 
"How to maintain an on/off relationship for several years" by Prince Williams
"How to be a stunning and perfect Princess in Waiting." by Kate Middleton
 
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