Standing in line at the grocery and reading the tabs yet again proclaiming that Camilla is killing the Queen and hates Kate, who is slowly poisoning Charles and... Well you get the idea. Standing there, looking at the rags, I have thought how the perfect
tabloid fodder will be when QEII dies and Camilla becomes whatever we call her then and the lady of the vaults.
Every time Camilla wears any of the family jewelry she has not worn previously, there will be an article about how Kate, Sophie, Anne, Zara, Bea, Eugenie, etc. hate her for not sharing! "Bea trips Camilla down stairs because granny promised the Jardine Star to her!" (and yes that bad grammar was intentional on my part - it's how the Enquirer would write it).
"Sophie out for blood as Camilla scoops up another handful of sparklers." "Lady Loise cries heself to sleep after being told she will be loaned a tiara only over Cam's cold, dead body." "Zara fumes that the Jack Russels are fitted out in diamonds, while Mia goes without."
This stuff will practically write itself.