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Old 08-14-2004, 12:32 AM
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Princess Michael of Kent - Gracious Behaviour in Public: How to Live a Low-Profile Life and be a Credit to your Family and your Country.
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Old 08-14-2004, 05:13 PM
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Prince Pavlos: How to Marry a Millionairess
Princess Marie-Chantal Pavlos: Princes and Coronets: How to go from Being Merely Rich to Being a Princess and Merely Rich

Princess Alexandra von Furstenberg: How to go from Being a Princess and Merely Rich to Being Merely Rich (Again)

Imperial Household Agency: How to Live Like a Japanese Royal Princess from the 6th Century and Like It

Prince Hans-Adam of Liechtenstein: Knowing When to Leave
Prince Alois: Everything I Learned in Life, I Learned From My Dad
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Old 09-25-2004, 06:06 PM
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Anybody have any more suggestions?
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Old 09-25-2004, 11:29 PM
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Princess Stephanie of Monaco: "10 Week Crash Course in Bodybuilding for a New Career in the Circus".

Princess Caroline of Monaco: "Potty Training for Your Husband After 40: 5 Easy Steps to End His Public Urination Habits"

Miss Zara Phillips: "Tongue and Nipple Piercing Techniques: How to Make Your Mouth Glitter Along with Your Wardrobe for Royal Ascot"

Princess Clotilde of Venice: "Platform Shoes for the Late, Late Wedding: How to Look Slimmer and Walk Steadier Down the Aisle When You're Six Months Pregnant"

Prince Vittorio Emmanuele of Naples: "My No-Nonsense Training Guide for Practising Deadly Karate Blows on Rival Relatives at Royal Weddings"
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Old 09-26-2004, 11:49 AM
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Prince Vittorio Emmanuele of Naples: "My No-Nonsense Training Guide for Practising Deadly Karate Blows on Rival Relatives at Royal Weddings"
That must be the book that Miguel has but in the picture-book version. :)
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Old 09-30-2004, 02:05 AM
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"Love more, Fear less" by king Hussein of Jordan.
"Oppression from Relatives" by P. Hassan of Jordan.
"You Horse" by P. Haya of Jordan
"Fundementals of Economical Leadership" by king Abdullah of Jordan.
"Over sadness" or "despite sadness" by Prince Ali of Jordan.
" Woman Rights" by Queen Rania of Jordan.
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Old 09-30-2004, 02:12 AM
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What a shame Diana didn't write


"How to look innocent & manipulate the press (an easy guide to make the people love you)"

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"How not to keep your Prince, his mistress & your lover"
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Old 10-01-2004, 12:14 AM
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That must be the book that Miguel has but in the picture-book version. :)
You bozo. You mean Froilan. :)
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Old 10-01-2004, 01:41 AM
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Crown Princess Mette-Marit (this is with a twinkle in my eye):
# "Confessions of a Waitress Girl - How to Go from Single Mother and Waitress to Crown Princess of a European Kingdom in Less than 1 Year"

lol...i love it...do u think if i follow her advice i can become a crown princess...lol
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Old 10-07-2004, 02:32 AM
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Why not? Go for it! :)
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Old 10-07-2004, 03:52 AM
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The Duchess of Windsor

"The American Gals Guide to catching a King"
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Old 10-07-2004, 05:02 PM
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Princess Ragnhild of Norway:
"What not to say to reporters."
"How to clean up the house: Burn all old correspondance from parents."
"How to marry your bodyguard." (Princess Stephanie will be writing a sequel.)

Queen Sonja: "How to catch a prince in nine years"

Crown Princess Mette-Marit: "How to survive the first year of marriage."

Princess Ingrid Alexandra, co-authored with Marius: "How to survive when Grandfather has a large mouth."
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Old 10-07-2004, 10:13 PM
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Very good, Anne for books by those royals from the land of the fjords.
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Old 10-07-2004, 10:21 PM
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Queen Beatrix: How to get a hairstyle that can withstand hurricane winds

Queen Elizabeth II: Dog breeding 101

Princess Anne: 10 easy steps to make your family pet behave

Prince Harry: Rugby is for you: A guide to rugby for children.
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Old 10-07-2004, 10:41 PM
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Prince Ernst-August von Hanover: How to Throw a Royal Fit and Get Away With It!
Crown Princess Mette-Marit: Glad Rags to Riches
Princess Madeleine: How to Organize Your Brothers Closet
Zara Phillips: Of Horses and Parties: My Life
Prince Albert of Monaco: How to Be a Contented Bachelor
Princess Laurentien: Wild and Wacky Fashion: Being Yourself In a Royal Institution
Earl and Countess of Wessex (co-authors): How to Keep Your Business Alive
Princess Diana: Things Aren't Always What They Seem!
Princess Alexandra von Hanover: A Kid's Guide to Suing Someone
Duke of Edinburgh: Prince Philip's Book of Crude Humor
Crown Princess Victoria: It's Easy as A, B, C - How I Beat Dyslexia

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Old 10-08-2004, 02:52 AM
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Two Princesses, One Wardrobe written by Princess Mathilde of Belgium and Princess Máxima of the Netherlands.
A book on how two princesses can pull off the same outfits and accessories, and how to plan so both don't wear the same outfit to the same occasion.
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Old 10-08-2004, 10:12 AM
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This was such a good idea! I was thinking about this last night, Princess Marie-Astrid of Luxembourg has five children, so she could write a book called Five Little Habsburgs and How They Grew!
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Old 10-09-2004, 01:57 AM
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These are all so funny. I can't stop laughing.
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Old 10-09-2004, 03:26 PM
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" Minesweeper " by Queen Noor of Jordan.
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Old 10-26-2004, 03:04 AM
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How to do deal with the Press: Author: Prince Harry Illustrations: Prince Ernst August

Unusual Garden Knick Knacks and New Garden Gnomes by Crown Prince Frederik and Crown Princess Mary

Coming to Terms with Strange Wedding Presents. by Crown Prince Frederik and Crown Princess Mary
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